Author: eoinmccall

Derby Delight for Van Dijk

“Oh it’s a terrible time for being a blue, on cup final day with nothing to do, oh Everton we’re all laughing at you”. Everton’s commitment to self parody is something to be admired. They’ll have a good go, but somehow they’ll manage to ruin it for themselves and send their fans home sad, again. On Friday Night, they visited their biggest rivals searching their first victory at Anfield this century, and trying to end a 23 year trophy drought. The first 35 minutes of the game, was similar to what Real Madrid legend Jorge Valdano described over a...

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Brexit and the Border

It was the morning of the 24th of June 2016. I’m lying in the bed of my AirBnb in Lyon. The day previous had been the day UK citizens went to the polls over their membership of the EU. The result seemed like it would be a fait accompli. It’s about 6am in the morning when I wake up and check my phone. “F*ck me, the Brits have voted out” I announce. “Haha, Tiocfaidh ár lá” comes the response from my mate lying next to me in the bed. Brexit is a gift horse in the pursuit of Irish reunification. The...

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Getting Pasta Lazy Attitude To Cooking

The Irish race has a strange fascination with the art of the great, epic, heroic failure. We’ll give it a bloody good go, but some strange circumstance beyond our control will invariably ruin it for everyone. See Thierry Henry’s handball denying us a place in the World Cup in 2009, see the Celtic Tiger blowing up in our faces, see the lads of 1916 for example. It was with an air of foreboding that I approached my first attempt at making an actual meal for myself. 20 years of age, I have been living away for home for the past...

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Lions’ Roar Was Little More Than A Squeak

Rugby is by far my least favourite of all the ball sports, but as Sports Editor of The Sphinx, it has been decided that I will be on safari with the Lions in New Zealand. By “on safari”, I mean I will rise at 8am twice weekly to watch the games in bed, because I don’t care enough about the sport to venture downstairs. It’s first important to remember that there’s about 8 countries in the entire world that play rugby seriously. Every 4 years, 4 countries combine to try and defeat New Zealand, South Africa or Australia. The four countries that make...

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Time To Grow Up

If history has shown us one thing it is that for the far-right to triumph it needs a divided Left that is too focused on petty infighting. You would hope that we would have collectively learned this lesson to counter what is fast becoming a right-wing dystopia. The Left should be putting up a united front, but hey-ho here we are having the pettiest of squabbles over who is more self-righteous. Well done lads, superb work, there are people actually dying. The way you help the most vulnerable people is by being in government; you cannot help anyone in opposition....

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